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Our 2009 Spring Tour in May down south was a blast. The weather was fantastic and Stoke Park Club and Burnham Beeches were in fantastic order. The international game slipped away from Team Scotland over the last day, as is often the case, but over the five games, no money ultimately changed hands, which at least ratifies the 'rolling tour handicap system'.

The tour was not without controversy, as Pete inevitably ground down Kev and Doug with his continual and at times unsporting gamesmanship. Moving forward there will be a Committee meeting to discuss which R&A rules will be enforced and which can be overlooked in the spirit of a so called friendly game! Team England have spent all their pennies on various braces and supports for their ailing bodies, while Team Scotland have spent their pre-tour budget on beer, as usual. However, following the disappointing final day's play from Team Scotland, their Medical Officer and 37th hole masseuse, Claudette (pictured), has put them on an strict alcohol reduction programme. 21 units. Maximum. Per day :-)

Provisional dates for the Autumn tour are pencilled in the diaires (Kingsbarns, St Andrews New Course and Kilspindie - 8th - 11th October) so we can all look forward to another great tour of birdies, beers and bhunas... There will of course be some debate over the next few months over the 18 or 36 holes a day decision, so make sure your inboxes are on standby for 'banter blasts'.

Caution: this site contains adult themes. The people you see on this site are trained professional pissheads with years of experience. Do not attempt to try at home any of the hijinx you see here. Please drink responsibly. drinkaware.co.uk

Having said that, there's nothing better than getting completely nuggets after a poor day's golfing (normally caused by the excesses of the night before). And that would be called Tour Effect...